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13th June 2013

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

mygoddessathena:
they have the exact same laughing face omg
Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing

the-absolute-best-gifs:

mygoddessathena:

they have the exact same laughing face omg

Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing

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13th June 2013

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

likeoneofhisfrenchgirls:

I just have to reblog this again because i’m laughing so hard.

i am so glad this is back on my dashboard oh my

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13th June 2013

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starless-streets:

feminist patch on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/12ULhGf

starless-streets:

feminist patch on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/12ULhGf

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13th June 2013

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tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Photoshop [via]

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13th June 2013

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freedom2bme:

laughterkey:

brandnewechelon:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET

Who is this stunning piece of work?

READ!

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13th June 2013

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13th June 2013

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1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
— Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via kingofamarillo)

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13th June 2013

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merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

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13th June 2013

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thegreatbayonsay:

My English teacher gave every one awards today because it was the last day of school and this was mine…

thegreatbayonsay:

My English teacher gave every one awards today because it was the last day of school and this was mine…

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13th June 2013

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significant objects in teen wolf.

significant objects in teen wolf.

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13th June 2013

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13th June 2013

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screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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13th June 2013

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mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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13th June 2013

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Blue’s Clues

tardis-and-tea:

knitonlyinthegrid:

theunsaidtruth:

Remember Steve?

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Reblog and click on that picture.

And remember Joe?

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Reblog and click that picture too.

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13th June 2013

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when your friend dislikes the same person u dont like

laugh-addict:

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